Choking the Monkey

In the last few weeks I got a taste of Hollywood lunacy while choking the monkey with Songwriter/Producer trickster Angelo in Nashburg. We’ve been writing/recording songs for an upcoming film directed by Mark Ruffalo starring James Franco as “The Stain”.

What’s the saying? Dickinson told us: “You know the deal with Opera—they say it’s not over until the fat lady sings? Well, in rock and roll it ain’t over until the monkey chokes.”

Meanwhile we’re writing one more song over the phone. I think we’re getting closer. The whole project’s actually been a hoot for a couple of doofus’s looking to catch a break.

Meanwhile, did anyone else pony up for for the Manny Pacquiao/Oscar De La Hoya HBO pay-per-view fight last night? That was my reward to myself. I was corresponding this AM with Brink’s own Guy Williams aka The Swamp Dog (himself a bad-ass pugilist in his day). Boy, what an incredibly likeable pair Manny Pacquiao and his trainer Freddie Roach are.
Is it just me? How could you not pull for them? Roach with his Parkinson’s, and that little Manny smiling to the crowd, crouching down and praying on his knees in his corner. Those two—they’re like some Howard Hawkes western heroes. Manny as the small town Sheriff who enlists the over the hill cripple against the men in black. Very John Wayne.
Pacquiao came out sizzling. “Blinding damn speed” said Guy. Left hook raging. Round after round pounding on De La Hoya.

Between rounds, Roach was heard to say, “Son, you’re too fast for him, just keep doing what you’re doing.”

As so it went for 8 rounds until they threw in the towel.

Phew.

“Bride Of Chucky” back in studio

Stephie Finch quietly put an end to her recording hiatus a couple weeks ago at Decibelle Recording in Noe Valley… Kelley Stoltz, Rusty Miller, JJ Wiesler, and yours truly gathered to cut new songs. Last time around Stephie and running mate’s Go Go Market name-checked Lotte Lenya and Princess Lea. Now she’s back to being Stephanie Finch singing about Tina (who’s going by a different name), the joys of cherry apple pie, white sands, company men and exiles on the backstreets…. It rocked, it rolled, it got bleak, optimistic, velvety, abrasive, urban and suburban all at once. I can’t wait for part two.

2 and 1/5 punks

Chuck, and Penelope uncelebrate the 30th anniversary of the Sex Pistols at Winterland (supported by the Nuns and Avengers) by recording with Jean Caffeine at Decibel Studios in SF. At the controls were J.J. Weisler and Chuck Prophet.

We tried to make it 3.5 punks commemorating this festive occasion by calling Alejandro Escovedo but he didn’t pick up his phone.

Jean had a crackerjack band: Rusty from Jackpot on drums, guitar and piano, Ned Daughterty from Mushroom on bass, J.J. Wiesler on keyboards, and Sir Chuck himself on a bit o’ guitar.

Jean “My name is Jane rearranged” plunked a bit on her acoustic as well. Jean brought the Northern Soul (as in Winterland, Ontario soul), instant fun, charm, and effortlessly great songs.


“Real Animal”

Dirty Work In Lexington

Over the course of the last year, Alejandro Escovedo and I wrote an albums worth of material.

A concept album emerged with songs like Sensitive Boys, Golden Bear is Burning Down, Real as an Animal, Swallows of San Juan, Nuns Song etc. all chronicling a life in music through life, death, loss and the promise of Rock and Roll deliverance.

We had a powerful script for an audio movie.

Al and I spent four days at a French Château doing so called “pre-production” with Glyn Johns. After some trans-Atlantic shouting, the Glyn Johns scenario “went away” as they say in Hollywood.

Back to the drawing board.

Tony Visconti (T Rex, Bowie etc.) was brought on board to produce. Hell yes. Visconti who’s rap sheet goes from T Rex’s Bang a Gong (Get it On), to Bowie’s classic album Low, straight through to Morrisey’s recent comeback album was a natural choice. Visconti’s ability to weave strings into the rock and roll mix are un paralleled.

Locations were thrown around.

St. Claire Studio in Lexington, Kentucky was settled on.

Alejandro, his band (including string section), myself and Visconti descended on Lexington a couple weeks before Christmas.

Lexington provided the bourbon, the bluegrass landscape and the sentimental value. Fact: Lexington was one of the first places either Alejandro or myself could command more than $500.00 outside of our hometowns.

Alejandro with his $800.00 shoes and near encyclopedic knowledge of the Stooges, brought the perfect marriage of the regal and the street.

Visconti brought disorder of the highest order.

Whatever else there was to bring, the others brought it.

I took some pic’s with my digi camera to document the scene of the crime.

Hector Munoz, the ageless Benicio Del Toros look-alike was on drums. Susan Voeltz on violin, Brian Standefer – cello, David Pulkingham shared the guitar duty. Josh Gravelin played bass and proved to be more than capable on key’s.

And Mario McNulty was the chairman of the board.

Notes:

Day 1. Fly in to Louisville, rent car, drive to Lexington. Check in/crash. Passion (her real name) the night clerk at the Residence Inn gives me a free log for the fireplace in my room.

Day 2. Al wakes me up at 6 AM. Which after some quick calculations I make to be about 3 AM my time. Yesterday when we spoke he said he was beat. Not THAT beat I reckon. I manage to go back to sleep.

The studio has a gate. A fucking tall ass gate. You need to get buzzed in.

We set up all day and cut one song. It gets late.

The first day is always weird. Everyone standing around with their tools, staring down that big block of marble trying to imagine a record in it’s place. But I’m feeling good—like anything is possible; rested, clean shaven and armed with a white Stratocaster (a gift from Angelo).

Day 3. Cut Real Animal today. Started out gooey and ramped up from there. Tony feared it was getting “too polite”—had become less a song and more a series of parts… (not good)… we learned it, unlearned it, and killed it… then moved on to our next victims.

Day 4. Winter is here. There’s ice on the road. Chuck and Al take field trip. Stock up on DVD’s at Book Peoples (Lexington’s epicenter of culture). Season 4 of the Wire. I’ve already seen it. But I want to soak in it more. We chat up Bobby Ray and Rachael. Supplies from Whole Foods. Cut three tracks today.

Day (unknown)
Really cold this AM. I might have to do like Hendrix did and light that white Strat on fire. We’re cutting the slow songs at night and people tend to just want to get a take. Cut 3 or 4 “rockers” by day. Note to self: to make the monkey dance, play don’t think. Thinking people talk themselves out of just playing. Although some people can afford to put in more thought. Mixed up confusion.

Day (unknown)
From the kitchen window, I watch in awe as Tony Visconti works his tai chi. Replete with a gold lion head fucking sword. A graceful dude.

Day (unknown)
There’s tension in the air. The difficult songs are asserting themselves. We elect to go out on the town as band en masse in attempt to revive the camaraderie. To “bond”. There’s a band on at Lynagh’s. A Grateful Dead cover band. When asked what I thought, I said I was impressed—had to be one of the top five Grateful Dead cover bands I’ve ever seen.

Day 10. Tony is genius. You can tell by how he massages the faders. I’m amazed—hands on the faders, effortlessly turning a mediocre track into a record. Like a master painter at work.

13 Days fly by. And the first part is over.

How we managed to get a Mix Magazine worthy group shot together I don’t recall but there was a ladder involved. Thanks Roscoe!

I don’t miss tape hiss all that much, but I do miss photo negatives. I miss holding them up to the light trying to make sense of them. Anyways, as you can see, pomegranate juice and Whole Foods cheese took the place of alcohol and nausea in the Frigidaire. The vaporizer (not pictured) was always within reach though. The studio has a factory new smell to it, but fear not, we got dirty.

To be continued…

[ Check It Out: Real Animal ]

May I Have A Biscuit?

A few days ago in London, we recorded one of the last sessions at the world renown Maida Vale BBC studios. This is “the Beeb” as in “Bowie at the Beeb”, Stravinsky recorded some classics here. Not to mention Nirvana and many lesser knowns. Also, this is the last place Bing Crosby ever recorded.

The BBC is selling off this studio amidst great protest. But for now, in the words of ELO, it’s a living thing.

Although Green On Red taped many a BBC session. (In fact, there’s a CD available of our sessions out now), I’ve never been in this room. Kind of a thrill I reckon. I made sure to take a picture of the microphone locker for those vintage audio gear fetishists out there. (I would have stolen a mike but my hands were shaking so bad!).

This is where the world is translated into music across the wires onto tape, out into the airwaves, through radio speakers into the fragile psyche of the British public. Pretty cool.

Could I have a biscuit please? Of course sir. How about a music stand? Yes, that would be lovely.

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